Given the content of all the Jackass series' and movies, you can't imagine things could have gotten any worse off camera.
Yet here Bam Margera is, to enlighten us about something that happened away from the filming. And boy is it grim.
Bam in 2011. Image: PA
Talking to Jenkem magazine, the 37-year-old revealed how one fan went truly overboard in her display of affection.
When I say 'overboard' I mean 'drank his f***ing sick.'
"I did one signing where I ate somethin' with a bunch of tomatoes in it right before," Bam recalled. "We did the signing and I was sipping on Coronas.
"I guess I drank too much and I threw up this mix of Corona and tomatoes. Right afterwards this f***ing hot chick jumped out of the line and sucked it all up.
"It wasn't a Jackass stunt, it was like, I want Bam's throw up in my body! It was f***ing weird. That was the gnarliest thing, and she was cute too and that was more mind boggling. She sucked up my throw up not as a dare, she just did it because she wanted it inside of her."
Now that's what you call a fan. No selfies, no signatures - boob or paper - just drinking human waste. Minging.