Professional cockney and actor Danny Dyer has shared his experience of meeting an ex-girlfriend's parents in a new clip from Channel 4 show 'Very British Problems'.
"It's very, very difficult in dat situation, when you go rahnd and 'av dinner with the girl that you're plating." Dyer explains, introducing a lot people to the term "plating."
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"You meet the mum and dad. It's very odd, you just wanna sit there wiv ya' nut down and eat.
"I had aubergines for the first time. I like them nah, but back in the day I fort 'what de fuck is that?'"
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Credit: Channel 4
"What am I gonna do? Am facking his daughter.
"It was an 'orrible experience. I didn't know what to say or what to talk abaht. You feel slightly guilty, I suppose. And trying to come across like I'm not really 'avin a roll abaht wiv his daughter. I'm a gentlemen...
"When really I'm sitting there with a fucking boner under the table."
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'Very British Problems' is based on the famous Twitter account and is back next monday
Words by Josh Teal
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Danny Dyer