Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes last night and, in typical fashion, absolutely no celebrity was safe.
Starting the awards, he shouted:
"Shut up, you disgusting, pill-popping sexual deviant scum."
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Easy, tiger.
He took shots at Sean Penn in regards to his El Chapo interview:
"I'm going to do this monologue and then go into hiding. Not even Sean Penn will find me. Snitch."
Then he moved on to Caitlyn Jenner:
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"I've changed. Not as much as Bruce Jenner, obviously. Now Caitlyn Jenner, of course. Shes become a role model for trans people everywhere. Showing great bravery in breaking down stereotypes. She didn't do a lot for women drivers. But you can't have everything. Not at the same time."
Jesus Christ, he really does not give a fuck.
He then made several comments about the gender pay gap, especially in regards to Jennifer Lawrence's recent stand:
"Jennifer Lawrence made the news when she demanded equal pay for women in Hollywood and she received - yeah, overwhelming support. From people everywhere. There were marches on the street with nurses and factory workers saying, 'How the hell can a 25-year-old live on $52 million?' There were plumbers around the world going, 'poor girl'."
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On last year's hosts, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey:
"Of course women should be paid the same as men for doing the same job. I would like to say now that I'm getting paid exactly the same as Tina and Amy did last year for hosting this - no, I know there was two of them, but it's not my fault if they want to share the money, is it? That's their stupid fault. It's funny 'cause it's true."
The Martian also had the piss taken out of it:
"To be fair The Martian was a lot funnier than Pixels, but then again, so was Schindler's List."
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You should watch the whole thing. It's really something.
Wow.
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