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How Big Does Your Cock Have To Be To Fit Properly In A Magnum Condom?

How Big Does Your Cock Have To Be To Fit Properly In A Magnum Condom?

Pretty fucking massive, to be honest.

Patrick Hulbert

Patrick Hulbert

I think the fact that I've never heard of a magnum condom and I've just had to Google it to find out what it's all about tells you everything you need to know about me.

Well, now I know, and just in case you don't know, it's a massive condom Trojan makes for people with 'abnormally' large dicks. But just how big does your todger need to be to touch the tip?

I won't go into the absolute specifics, but if you're packing a nine-incher, or maybe something slightly less, you can go for an upgrade from the standard condom us mere mortals purchase on a weekly (monthly, yearly), basis.

As reported on The BroBible, with a length just over 8 inches and a width of 2.28 inches at the base and 2.5 inches at the head (that's some serious girth), the Trojan Magnum was probably what Achilles used to fuck over Hector (historical pun there, I'll see myself out).

If you're hung like a donkey, there's an even longer condom out there for you. The Durex Comfort XL (I'm not sure that's very aptly named, depending on where it's going), is actually longer in length, reaching a mammoth 8.46 inches. However, it's slimmer, so it's for the growers more than the showers.

In case you were wondering, a normal condom is around 7 inches in length, so it's nice and snug, and more pleasurable all around (I'll keep telling myself that).

Words by Patrick Hulbert

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