Left Derozan, right Jordan. Credit: Getty
We've all been there - we just want our limbs loosening, a good, strong massage and a bit of pampering, and end up in a high-end brothel. It's just one of those things in life. Happens to the best and worst of us.
At least three lads, all part of the USA basketball team at the Rio Olympics, have accidentally stumbled into a brothel thinking they were going to a spa, and we all believe them 100 percent. To be fair, they do put balls in holes for a living.
DeMar Derozan, DeMarcus Cousins and DeAndre Jordon were all feeling weary and in need of spa relaxation. There are reports they may have been joined by other members of De team, too.
They popped into a high-end establishment near Copacabana beach, called the Termas Monte Carlo. All they wanted was a massage and 10 minutes in the sauna, but they didn't bargain for the possibility of banging and paying a few bucks.
This guy is a massive fan of Copacabana beach. Perhaps this is why? Credit: Rob Ball/Getty Images
A source has since said that once they realised where they were frequenting they left immediately, but images obtained by TMZ show they really weren't in a rush at all, and Cousins appears to have a girl wrapped around his waist. That said, multiple reports have said they just chilled a bit, nothing more.
DeMar Derozan and buddies in Rio. Credit: Instagram/demar_dorozan
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After my shift I'm off to the 'Thai Lady Boys' Massage Parlour'. Got a really stiff neck that needs attention.
Words Patrick Hulbert
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