You've no doubt got a friend who's terrified of flying, hell it might even be you. Not that there's anything to worry about, you turn up, you give your case to a person who puts it on a conveyor belt, you take off your belt while someone touches you with a stick that makes bleepy noises, then you go to Wetherspoons for two hours.
After about four beers you go to the plane and it takes you to your destination, and if you're with Ryan Air the plane plays a jingle when it lands like 'well done to us, we kept you safe.'
No hassle at all, still people will always be unsure of it. This guy right here, the thought of airport security makes him uneasy, or at least that's what it says in the YouTube description.
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The best things his mates could do is reassure him that there's really nothing to worry about. Of course they didn't do that though...
Hahahahaha, a dildo. Phantom dildos will always be funny.
Words by Matthew Cooper
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Lead Image Credit: PA
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Airport