Getting caught in the act by your parents, or your girlfriend's, has to be up there with one of the worst things that can happen in life.
Reddit user 'an0therthr0wawaytbh' knows this all too well. He was getting heated with his girlfriend and they ended up running up the stairs and crashing into the bathroom. One thing led to another and she ended up 'kissing down his torso'.
What happened next is both horrific and hilarious at the same time.
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He can tell it better than us...
So this happened a year ago.
I was 17, me and my girlfriend of like a year were getting it on in her parents house who weren't home. We had been making out for a while and it was taken to the next stage. We were on our way up the stairs and we crashed through the door at the top of her staircase which led to the bathroom apparently. So we undress and she kisses down my torso. God damn it felt good. She starts blowing and I feel fucking great. 10 minutes in and I hear a noise from downstairs which I decided to pass off as the dog fucking about downstairs. So we continue and I hear what I again presumed to be the dog bounding up the stairs but I didn't care because I was close to the finish. Before I knew what the fuck was happening the door flew open and her mother is standing there staring at me with a look so sharp it could cut diamonds.
This is where the real FU came. It came the same time I did. I finish in her mouth while locking eyes with her mother. I yelled, her mother yelled and we stood there for about a second covering ourselves before her mother started screaming the house down. It's at this point, ladies and gentlemen, I must tell you that my girlfriend was not a sallower. Her mother screams "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF --." and with that came one of the most horrific yet hilarious moments of my life. My girlfriend goes to say sorry but forgets that she has a mouthful of my seed. With the initial "So" sound coming out so did the contents of her mouth. The three of us watched as it fell in what seemed like slow motion to the floor, or what the thought would be the floor anyway...
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He won't be getting invited round for Sunday dinner any time soon.
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