NSFW: Dancing Lad Has A Wardrobe Malfunction For The Ages

I'm sure you've heard many embarrassing stories about nights out. Some are probably good. Some are probably bad. And some are probably funny enough to make you laugh a six-pack into your stomach.

Whether it's a failed attempt at chirpsing a girl, shitting your pants on the dancefloor, or a monumental drinks spill, they're the tales you can talk about with your mates for months. And if they're backed up with video evidence, you can share them with the entire world.

Like the following clip, for example. This lad was laying down some moves to Rihanna's track 'Work' when an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction occurred:

Good Lord. That went from concealed dick to exposed dick in the blink of an eye. If you trained a radar gun on this guy's crotch, it would clock the speed of sound. I wasn't expecting to see dick on the internet today, but this video didn't even give me a choice.

What do you even do in this situation? You can't go from club to club, dancefloor to dancefloor, bar to bar with the crown jewels on show. Do you simply cup and make a dash for home? Or do you power through, wearing your rip as a badge of honour?

Either way, this lad will go down in internet history. I'd love to know how events unfolded after this clip was recorded.