Is there anything worse than the feeling when you go to pour yourself a glass of water, but without realising, you accidentally turn the hot tap and then next thing you know you've got a mouth full of unpleasantly warm(ish) liquid?
Yes, is the answer to that question - for instance, you could end up reaching for lip balm, then realising you've just slathered your mouth with anal relaxer. This is a lesson that Dayana Chamorro found out the hard way.
Dayana, who lives in Cali in the western Colombian department of Valle del Cauca, was looking for lip balm as she doesn't 'like having dry lips'. In her pursuit of moister lips, she came across a mysterious pink substance which she immediately applied without checking the label, because she thought it was 'Vaseline for the lips'.
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But rather than feeling the usual post-balm stickiness, Dayana noticed her 'lip was falling asleep'.
She said: "I wondered what it was, why my mouth was falling asleep.
"Then I asked and I was told this was not lip balm."
No, this was not Vaseline for the lips, this was relaxant for the anus.
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After making such an alarming discovery, many people would recoil in horror before destroying any evidence of the mistake and spending their rest of their lives ensuring nobody unearths the mortifying secret.
But thankfully for us, Dayana is not that kind of person. She instead chose to share a video of herself online explaining the unfortunate error. Indeed, her recounting of the tale is as hilarious as the tale itself, as she's intermittently overcome with fits of laughter and even tears, which trickle down her cheeks towards her unexpectedly relaxed mouth.
Her family also seem to see the funny side, with Dayana explaining in the video that her mum has been mocking her.
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The video quickly went viral, amassing 13.2 million views, 433,000 shares and 43,000 comments in just a few days - perhaps not the way Dayana might have dreamed of achieving stardom, but still, stardom all the same.
What remains unclear is where exactly Dayana got the anal relaxant from. Was this an errant purchase, or did she perhaps stumble upon it in her mum's bedside cabinet? Hopefully for her sake it was the former, because sharing anal relaxant in itself is bad enough, never mind arse to mouth application.
Either way, Dayana's moral of the story seems very sensible.
She said: "So guys, when you are going to use something or take something, ask and check so the same thing doesn't happen to you."
Well said Dayana.
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Who knows, this mishap could launch her career as a vlogger. She could start a series called 'Dayana Tries...'
Next week: Dayana Tries Lip Balm As An Anal Relaxant.
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