Oi oi!!! Jezza's only gone and told us a massive fib about the last time he had sex. Modest lad.
Viewers were stunned this morning (to be fair, you can be stunned by what goes on in that programme every morning), when Jeremy Kyle, the banter merchant on all things pretty primitive, claimed that he hadn't had sex for quite a while! Relive the moment here...
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Nine months, three weeks, and three days. Taken from today, that's going back into last year! An early 2015 Christmas present. Jesus Jezza and his lack of jizzing. "Counting, calculator, thanks". It must be the way he nonchalantly says it that makes it so depressing.
Jeremy has been single for a while after splitting with his ex-wife, Carla Germaine. He asked guest Jordan how much action he's getting after he claimed that he's not going dry in that department, sleeping with up to 1,000 women in his short time here on planet Earth.
"Nah, it's between 30 and 40... I never said a thousand," Jordan retorted. That's quite a backtrack. Like saying you're going to end world poverty then donating a tenner.
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Does this man look like he's slept with 1,000 women? Credit: ITV
Jordan
was on taking a lie detector because his lady friend believed he was sleeping
with another woman. Did he fail the lie detector? Course he bloody did! He's a Lothario lover.
But guests fail lie detectors every day. What we need to really know is what is Jeremy Kyle hiding? I reckon he's getting loads of action with plenty of girls, and just as he's about to climax he shouts: 'Get off my bed', before palming her off to Graham.
The public has a right to know.
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'I can't stop shagging and telling people to get off my stage'.
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