What do you do when you need the toilet in your back garden? Go all Bear Grylls and dig a hole? Piss in the bushes? Go into the house?
NO.
If your name is Jason Kneen, you go all out and make a TURDIS TARDIS.
The 45-year-old app builder commissioned a builder to do the dirty work while he made it top of the range in terms of tech. This bog even has its own Twitter account. He can turn the lights off or on through an app on his phone (plenty of pranking opportunities there, right?) and change the colouring.
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Why did he need a bog in the back garden anyway? The dad-of-four explained: "When we moved into our house, I redesigned the shed in the back garden and built a custom-made cabin office.
"It had a coffee machine, underfloor heating and all the little things I could possibly need - but the one thing it was missing was a loo."
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Christ. His shed sounds better than my whole flat.
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Continuing, he said: "I thought about the logistics of getting one fitted in the office and how it would work - then my wife Hannah said "you've always wanted a TARDIS, so why don't you get one and make it into a loo?'
If you fancy it, you can follow Jason's toilet on Twitter and enjoy finding out exactly when it has a new visitor. Hmm. I think I'll pass. It brings a whole new meaning to a sonic screwdriver.
The thing is, this whole idea is super impressive. Are high-tech toilets going to be a new thing? Maybe. Are they all going to be in back gardens? Certainly not.
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Love the idea, though.
Words by Mel Ramsay
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