You can totally feel this lad's pain as his wife taps him on the shoulder when he is in the middle of bitching about her cooking.
Woody, 44, who has some serious grovelling to do from now on, was caught red-handed moaning about his wife's chili.
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The ex-computer programmer runs a YouTube channel where he and his friends take part in a podcast every Saturday.
The topic of conversation this week was his wife's chili, which he isn't a fan of, if you didn't get that already. "Whatever powder she put into it to turn beans into chili... whatever powder she likes, I don't like at all. It's awful," he said. "And I've been telling her for years. Every time she makes chili I'm like: 'Whyyy?"
He's started, so he may as well finish: "Her chili is shit and two weeks ago she made it, and I'm like sick, right. It wasn't that I had to vomit, it's that I could have.
"All I would need to do is that 'compress your chest' thing while leaning over a toilet and I would have puked but I didn't.
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"I had an upset stomach over it and I'm thrilled over this situation, I'm like "Honey, your chili makes me sick." Now I don't have to eat it anymore. Now we can take it off the menu because it literally makes me sick."
At this point, he is none the wiser that his wife is in fact standing behind him as he continues to go deeper.
Here is the video, where he really rants about his wife's chili. Did I mention that at all?
Video credit: YouTube/WoodysGamertag
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"For like a day or two she had sympathy. Now she wants to get more scientific with it, she wants to keep feeding me this ch -"
And this is the moment he knew he'd fucked up.
Image credit: YouTube/WoodysGamertag
The fact he wants to continue his story to save face with his mates will have no doubt haunted him later.
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