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Ken Bone Has Been Offered $100,000 To Do Porn

Ken Bone Has Been Offered $100,000 To Do Porn

The second US presidential debate was ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. The only redeemable pro to it is its meme fallout. Oh, and Kenneth Bone.

Kenneth Bone, with his red sweater and glasses, looking like a friendlier version of Al from Toy Story 2, brought some much-needed peace and prosperity to the televised row. It is only fitting that he is now being rewarded... with PORN?!

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Yeah, obviously. Kenneth Bone is being offered $100,000 to do porn.

In a letter inviting Bone to participate in an hour-long, live broadcast, CamSoda said: "I hope this letter finds you well. During last night's debate you captivated the world with your question about energy, your red pullover, and quite honestly, just you being you. While Donald and Hillary continued to bicker, we were especially distraught that your question didn't recieve the appropriate attention it deserved.

"With that being said, I would like to formally extend an offer for you to participate in a live show broadcast from our platform, CamSoda.com, to our millions of fans. The show can cater to your specificities but we were thinking you could take us all to the Bone Zone and tell/show us what you're all about. In return for your participation in a live, hour long broadcast via our site, we will pay you $100,000 and provide you with 25 throw-away cameras to use at your disposal. Who knows, maybe you'll decide to announce you're running for President."

It's a bold move but think of it like this: it's $100,000 and his surname is Bone.

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It's written in the stars. Bone Dogg, Mr Bone, Boney K, Bone Man or just simply Bone. Anything works.

Go for it, Ken.

Featured image credit: CNN

Topics: Funny, Presidential Election, porn, Donald Trump

Josh Teal

Josh Teal is a journalist at LADbible. He has contributed to the 'Knowing Me, Knowing EU' and 'UOKM8?' campaigns interviewing everyone from student drug dealers to climate change activists.

 

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