For those of us who eat kale and ride bikes, the trials and tribulations of car drivers are not relatable, but still hilarious.
Of course, I'm talking about shite parking, difficult reversing tasks and road ragers. Not, you know... manslaughter or anything.
A trend of late seems to be written road rage, for want of a better term. Notes left on the cars of those who have griped random punters.
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Nayte L Howarth, from Sydney, found such a thing under the windshield of an inner-city car (not his). When he went in to see what the paper was hiding (nosey bastard but we'll let it slide), Nayte discovered that hell hath no passive-aggressive fury like an Aussie driver.
Image: Nayte L Howarth
"Sorry I hit your car, there's no scratches but someone was watching me," the note read.
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"Your car's [sic] shit anyway.
"Shouldn't of [sic] blocked me in.
"Learn how to park c*nt. xx."
Fucking hell, alright mate.
Image: Nayte L Howarth
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Nayte told Metro he took the note because it "was too big to be a ticket but looked scrunched up."
He added: "...I was just being nosey I guess!"
Too right. But sometimes, nosiness can pay-off. Lesson learned.
Featured image credit: Nayte L Howarth
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