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Drug Dealer Calls Cops To Report His Own Cocaine Had Been Stolen

Drug Dealer Calls Cops To Report His Own Cocaine Had Been Stolen

Smooth.

Michael Minay

Michael Minay

Usually drug dealers keep themselves more than arms-length from the police.

I'm pretty certain that, in their time as some of the most notorious drug lords, that neither El Chapo or Pablo Escobar complained to the coppers if a shipment went missing.

They were clever, avoiding capture for years, and when they were busted, they told the police very little.

One not-so-clever self confessed drug dealer, named David Blackmon, was arrested after he phoned the police to alert them that his own stash of cocaine and $50 was stolen from his car.

Credit: Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office

When deputies of Florida's Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office, arrived to investigate, they found that the cocaine (quarter of an ounce) was actually still in the same spot along with a crack pipe on the floor by the driver's door.

There was also a crack rock on the centre console, but the money was not located.

According to the arrest report, 32-year-old Blackmon questioned as to why the deputies had let him continue talking if they saw the cocaine in the car.

Blackmon has been charged with possession of cocaine, resisting arrest without violence, and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Credit: Facebook/David Blackmon

However, Blackmon tells a different story on Facebook. He wrote: "The police wanna dirty my name, don't believe everything you see and hear cause that's bullshit, anybody that knows me knows I'll never do something like that, never call on myself, never say something shit like that and everything that found was not in my possession."

But then the story quickly changes. He said: "I manned up to the coke cause it was mine. Never knew what was in that car I just threw my shot through the window and they pulled up so don't believe the hype, real talk putting me all on FB but I always make the headlines though."

Baffled.

In another Facebook post the dozy drug dealer put, 'I'm home though'.

Featured Image Credit: Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office

Topics: America, Cocaine, Drugs