Lad Gets Mistaken For Wanking When He Was Actually Just Mixing His Protein Shake
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An unfortunate lad in Nebraska, USA, was first spotted last Wednesday enthusiastically masturbating in a white Mazda parked outside a Shell petrol station by a 35-year-old woman, say the police.
Just four days later, a different woman reported a man touching himself in the same car outside a shop at 6.45am.
Following the complaints, Nathan Grimes was arrested by the police after he was traced by his licence plate.
Instead of holding his hands up and putting his dick away, the lad pictured the scene and we believe his version of events is actually quite conceivable.
Of course he wasn't wanking. He was vigorously mixing his protein shake. If it looked anything like this prankster's stunt, surely his story will hold up in court.
Although we are quite impressed with his on-the-spot thinking, the police on the other hand were not. The cops rejected his excuse and charged him with two accounts of indecent exposure.
Poor lad will have to bash the bishop in private from now on.
Words: Hamish Kilburn