In news that shouldn't surprise anyone, there's now an erotic novel based on Brexit.
Come on, the outcome of the referendum has seeped into every other part of our lives, why not have a wank to it as well?
Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union is the brainchild of author Chuck Tingle. And no, this is not a joke. He's written over 50 other dirty stories too. However, they are all also science fiction.
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I don't know about you, but I'm starting to come around to it. Science fiction?! Count. Me. In.
In the story, the protagonist Alex Liverbot, meets a giant pound coin that has 'chiseled metallic abs' and a 'thick golden rod' and then end up banging in a pub.
I wish I was making this up.
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The pound coin takes him into the future where the Thames is made of lava and strange creatures 'dressed [as] the Queen's guard but with leathery reptilian wings and extended knifelike teeth' are everywhere. There are also quadruple-decker buses that have been introduced as a cost-saving exercise.
The author spoke to the Guardian about his story, which apparently 'took six or seven hours' to write. In an email interview, he said: "Well the events of Pounded by Pound are only a month later so id say [it is] pretty realistic.
"It makes sense that they would have to call in the reptile guards and also that all double decker bus[es] would need four stories to cut costs.
"DON'T DO THIS THEY WILL TIP OVER."
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Solid advice.
On an unrelated note, I'm moving to Ireland.
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