How would you celebrate becoming the President of one of the most powerful nations on Earth? That's right lads, beer pong in the mother of all house parties.
Screw it, I would spend the budget on a free bar for everyone, in all 50 states! After all, you only become President for the first time once in your life. I'd make that opportunity count. Everyone would have a party and the country would be broke in 24 hours. It's a good job I have no plans to be the most hated person in America anytime soon.
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Hillary Clinton would probably opt for enjoying a large glass of Pinot Grigio while screaming, "I did it, I did it, I can't believe I actually did it. You hear that Bill, that's girl power." She'll remind him that she's wearing the trousers from now on. He'll come to regret those affairs under the leadership of the first female President. Karma's a bitch and the now submissive bill will remember the good ol' days...
Trump on the other hand, will give tradition the two fingers and will use it as an excuse to let the steam that he has been keeping in over recent weeks.
He may well decide to take one of his infamous spray tans in the oval office, because why the fuck not?
He'll probably invite bikini-clad women to stand over him while he spins a roulette wheel. "I'm feeling lucky tonight!"
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Miss Mexico would probably get invited to join in on the celebrations days before he throws her and every other Mexican over a 40 ft wall.
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Calm down. It's not real... yet.
The pictures that feature the most convincing Trump lookalike were staged by British spoof photographer Alison Jackson to mark the release of her new book, Private.
Thank God for that. I thought I was in a really disturbing nightmare for a second.
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