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Guys Rings Adult Channel To Tell Cam Girl It's Coming Home

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Guys Rings Adult Channel To Tell Cam Girl It's Coming Home

Obviously, England getting to the World Cup semi-finals for the first time since 1990 has got everybody in the country hot under the collar, but surely there has to be a limit for everyone's excitement. Apparently not, it turns out.


One guy has now fallen into the trap of getting carried away with himself to the extent that he was willing to pay a huge phone bill to call an adult channel and sing 'Three Lions' down the phone to some unsuspecting woman.

Yes, that is correct. A guy, called up a popular sex chat line for the sole purpose of singing The Lightning Seeds featuring Baddiel and Skinner's Euro '96 anthem down the hone at her. What a time to be alive.


To be fair, the guy must have more money than sense because as any teenage boy knows, these channels are not cheap.

It's a premium rate phone line, which means you can be about a fiver out of pocket before you even get to speak to a woman who is trying her very hardest to sound as if she is interested in you.

Anyway, my point is, if you're going to ring it in, you might as well have something good to chat about (or, you know, whatever else it is that people do when they call up an adult channel) because you're paying through the nose for it from the very first second.



Fair play though, he's just clearly lost his mind in the wave of beer-chucking, waistcoat-wearing, positivity that is sweeping through the whole of England right now.

We might as well climb on board the bus, because they're off to a semi-final against Croatia, who struggled past the hosts, Russia, last night on their way to the semis.

Lord knows, if they do go the whole way and win it these sorts of incidents are only going to escalate.

I mean, surely this is the end of days. It hasn't rained for weeks, the hills are literally engulfed in flames, and England are actually good at football.


We're through the looking glass people. I'm scared too.

Featured Image Credit: PA

Topics: SPORT, Russia 2018, Football, three lions, England, World Cup, TV

Tom Wood
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