Woman Reveals Harry Kane Flicked A Bogey Into Her Dessert At School

A woman has provided an insight what Harry Kane might have been like as a kid after she posted a potentially embarrassing tweet about the England footballer.

He might be the England captain and the current frontrunner in the race for the World Cup's golden boot, but it sounds like he could've been just like most other young kids at school.

On Tuesday, beauty journalist Jacqueline Kilikita tweeted:

See what I mean? Disgusting.

via GIPHY

I mean, chocolate custard is about as gross as it gets to begin with, but add a load of snot into it and you've got a recipe for an immediate puking up of whatever's in your stomach.

Anyway, assuming it's an accurate historical tale rather than a cheeky trolling of someone she's never met in her life, she obviously isn't too bothered about it - she used the hashtag #itscominhometho at the end so she is still behind the boys in Russia either way.

She also appears to have another item on her agenda - Ruben Loftus-Cheek:

It all becomes clear now...

While we are unable to verify the claims that she makes about Harry Kane's nasal invasion of her food, we would have to ask ourselves, why would she lie? It's a pretty big claim to make if it isn't true. Bizarre, too.

Although I did used to know someone who made repeated false claims that Emile Heskey had been round to his house to play on his PS1, so frankly who knows.

She did try to put some context to it, as it happens. She also suggested that he might have had some help, or at least, friends egging him on.

Kilikita also tweeted: "A few of them orchestrated it. Was near enough 18 years ago though, so doubt any of them remember. #neverforget"

I wonder if there is a dubious bogies panel (surely the brave folks behind Dick and Dom's game have established this).

Either way, if you look at her tweets, there are people willing to part with money for the nasal piece of history. God damn it, if that ain't just the worst thing I've heard today.

Either way, if [WHEN] England eventually bring home the cup, remember this story.

Featured Image Credit:

Topics: SPORT, Russia 2018, School, England, World Cup, Harry Kane

Tom Wood

Tom Wood is a freelance journalist and LADbible contributor. He graduated from University of London with a BA in Philosophy before studying for a Masters in Journalism at the University of Salford. He has previously written for the M.E.N Group as well as working for several top professional sports clubs. Contact him on [email protected]

@TPWagwim