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If You’re Sick Of Pokémon Go, This Bloke Sums Up How You’re All Feeling

If You’re Sick Of Pokémon Go, This Bloke Sums Up How You’re All Feeling

Heaven forbid we pop down the pub for a swift half instead.

Patrick Hulbert

Patrick Hulbert

Credit: Twisted J on DeviantArt

A few days ago I wrote about a guy getting stabbed and continuing to play Pokémon Go. I think he was a dick. I stand by that comment.

I also thought that him being stabbed was the main angle of the story. Then I got trolled by keyboard warriors incensed that the article was assigned to me because I admitted I hadn't played Pokémon Go.

I still can't work out why it was such a big deal I didn't play. It was irrelevant to the main angle of the story. Or so I thought.

Anyway, just thought I'd tell you all I still haven't played it. I have nothing against those that do. I have an old iPhone and it'd drain the shit out of it so I haven't downloaded it. I'm not judging anyone who plays it. Play with your Weedles and Bulbasaurs and Charizards and Misty-was-my-first-crush as much as you like.

This person, however, has had enough of Pokémon Go.

Credit: Reddit/Poopanddoodle

The person no doubt represents many of us.

Obviously the owner's yard has been inundated with people trying to catch 'em all and the tenants aren't too pleased. Some pretty valid points are also made.

Some of them aren't valid, however. The Macarena was a cult classic. And what was wrong with the Willennium? I take no umbrage with the others.

And here comes the: 'He doesn't know about the Pokémon Go game, why's he been assigned it' comments. News for you: I'm the one who assigns the writers the articles.

Meowth, that's right!

Words Patrick Hulbert

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