Danny Dyer has opened up about his experiences raising children in a typically Danny Dyer fashion.
Footage from Channel 4 show Parenting For Idiots, where a selection of famous people reveal their funny moments shared with their kids, shows the Eastenders actor joking about bringing up his three children.
"It's like borrowing a baby orangutan and it just wants to eat and smash things up and it don't want to sleep and it's killing me. Look at the state of me," he says.
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Dyer then said: "I got her a house this year for Christmas. Well Father Christmas did, erm.
"I said that cause she's sitting there. I fucked it."
Speaking about what it was like having his son, Arty, the full-time cockney said: "I couldn't wait to have a boy because as much, you know... I love my girls with all my heart. I was sick of trying to put a bikini on a barbie."
"Honestly, it's graft mate." he added.
Dyer with his two daughters in 2004. Image: PA
And when it comes to homework, don't get him started. Dyer said: "She comes home with this homework, is it fucking ridiculous. I cannot get my nut around it. I can't do it. I mean, she had homework once, it was like 'name seven magnets'.
"I was like, well fridge magnet. Erm."
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