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Girl Shames Her Boyfriend On 'Jeremy Kyle' By Saying He's Shit In Bed

Girl Shames Her Boyfriend On 'Jeremy Kyle' By Saying He's Shit In Bed

The ultimate blow...

Josh Teal

Josh Teal

If you're like me and there's no fucking end to your prowess in the sheets, then this following dig made by a young woman on Jeremy Kyle won't really affect you in any way.

Discussing her suspicions that her boyfriend had been sleeping with her cousin, the woman took her moment to ridicule the man in question and went with it. Quite explicitly so.

"When Simon has sex with me, it only lasts.. not even five minutes." she revealed. "He can't wait to [bleep]."

I'm not sure precisely what word it was, but I think we can all guess. It's pretty grim, even by Jeremy Kyle standards.

Credit: ITV

Kyle is shocked by the expletive so much that he cuts short the interview, walks over to a security guard and asks him whether five minutes is actually a bad thing.

"Five minutes, is that not very good?" Jeremy says.

"Is that quick? I thought five minutes was quite impressive." The crowd goes wild.

Apparently, five minutes is not a commendable enough of a shift for some people. But as I said before, I have no experience of this insult.

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Topics: Jeremy Kyle