Nobody Knows How This Man Got Stuck Between A Fence And Wall Outside A Pub

A rescue team in Cardiff haven't a fucking clue how some geezer got his head trapped between a wall and a fence overnight, Metro reports.

An emergency team was called to Old Church Road in Whitchurch, Cardiff, at around 6:30am yesterday morning, and found a man lodged between the fence and wall nearby the Fox and Hounds pub.

The man was stuck there for about seven hours before a team managed to free him from his inexplicable shackles with some handy tools.

A South Wales Fire and Rescue spokeswoman said of the incident: "We do not know how he got stuck. The ambulance service was later in attendance and the man was taken to hospital."

He is now believed to be receiving treatment at the University Hospital of Wales in Cardiff for a broken leg and dehydration.

So what do you think, lads? Have you ever been in this position? Here's my hunch: this man, let's call him Darren, and his mate leave a pub lock-in. They're both absolutely cunted. Darren turns to his mate and says 'I'll tell ya what, Brexit's gonna kill free movement, is it? Lemme put my fucking head in between that fence and wall and see how much wriggle room I have. Deal?'

Darren goes for it, gets stuck; his mate passes out from laughing, wakes up, doesn't remember where he is and walks off, leaving Darren stranded.

(This is not an indictment of leave voters.)

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Josh Teal

Josh Teal is a journalist at LADbible. He has contributed to the 'Knowing Me, Knowing EU' and 'UOKM8?' campaigns interviewing everyone from student drug dealers to climate change activists.

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