Noel Edmonds Wants To Ring Your Cat Because He's Unemployed

Last month, legendary Channel 4 show Deal Or No Deal was axed after 11 years entertaining your grandparents. It begged the question: who will now employ the man with the worst facial hair in Britain?

No-one. Noel Edmonds doesn't need TV execs. Fuck them. He's going guerilla.

So what is that, exactly? You guessed it, Noel Edmonds is going to ring your... cats.

Noel Edmonds is going to ring up your cat. Don't believe, check out noel.world. He's dished out an online form where punters can tell them briefly about their pets so he can contact them.

We've all seen Noel's banter with the banker, who was by all accounts notoriously difficult.

Domesticated animals may be even trickier. But by God, he's gonna give the old college try.

Guardian writer Peter Ormerod gave the form a bash detailing the features of his cat. Noel called him, offering the animal 'words of affirmation and motivation.'

'I never actually thought the actual Edmonds would actually call and actually speak to my actual cat,' Peter said.

I think we need to ring up Noel now I think about it. Ask him if he's alright. Give him the words or affirmation after the blow of cancellation.

Noel - if you're reading this - @ me on Twiter right here.

Featured image credit: Channel 4

Josh Teal

Josh Teal is a journalist at LADbible. He has contributed to the 'Knowing Me, Knowing EU' and 'UOKM8?' campaigns interviewing everyone from student drug dealers to climate change activists.

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