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Missus Catches Her Fella Getting Down And Dirty With VR Porn

Mark McGowan

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Missus Catches Her Fella Getting Down And Dirty With VR Porn

The world of technology is currently moving at an astronomical pace. Smart teles are everywhere, you can literally live life via your phone and now Amazon's 'Alexa' is doing everything for us - but porn is also benefiting immensely from the surge forward on the technological front.

Soon, the days of having to get comfortable, placing your laptop in a decent position, will be long gone - virtual reality porn is taking over.

To increase the realness of VR porn, you can now get a mask that creates aromas for you to smell while you get down and dirty with, what is essentially, thin air. Users wear the OhRoma sensory mask in addition to their headset while viewing adult entertainment and are able to select between 30 different combinations of aromas including 'private parts', 'body odor', 'fragrances', 'panties', 'aphrodisiacs' and 'breath', among others.

Credit: OhRoma

The whole sexual VR experience is really enthralling some people, so much so that they're sneaking away from their partners to have a cheeky go of it.

This fella sneaked out of bed while his missus was supposedly fast asleep, hoping to get a cheeky bit of late-night VR action. His girlfriend awoke with him not to be seen, thinking he was downstairs playing some kind of game - which she was kind of right about.

She videoed herself complaining about his absence, before going to check out what he was actually doing.

It's fair to say, she got a bit of a shock.

The slap the geezer gives his virtual partner's arse is returned by his missus, as she slaps him across the face for his bawdy hobby.

"Are you fucking joking me?" she shouts as she delivers the hit to his head. Come on mate, lock the door or something.

Virtual Reality isn't for everyone, it has to be said.

If I were to ask you to name a snooker player, you would probably reply with Ronnie O'Sullivan. With that in mind, it's good that he previously went viral for a mishap, rather than Scott Donaldson, who you presumably don't know.

The Rocket was trying out the new craze of virtual reality, having a go at the sport he's dominated for so long.

Now, if you've ever seen Ronnie away from the table then you'll know that he's up for a laugh, but also that he isn't necessarily the straightest cue on the rack. Keep that in your head when you see the 40-year-old attempt to lean on a virtual snooker table, which, of course, isn't actually there.

Credit: Buzz And Fun

Snooker has never really been a dangerous sport, unless you're in a bar in the Bronx in the 1990s (and even then it was probably technically pool), but throw VR into the mix and there are instant problems.

Maybe leaning on the table and missing has happened to a cue touter in the past, but it's a lot funnier to watch the former number one in the world stacking it.

Let's just have loads of people trying out virtual reality, please. Get Lewis Hamilton to try and get into his car. David Haye could box a VR opponent (which may be harder than some of his rivals in the past). Maybe put a headset on Donald Trump so he gets the impression people are paying attention to him.

Topics: virtual reality, VR Porn

Mark McGowan
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