Remember those two passionate lovers who were caught on CCTV doing the nasty in a Domino's branch? Turns out life isn't all fun and games.
Daniella Hirst, 28, a barmaid, is set to be quizzed by the feds. Her fella, Craig Smith, 31, will experience no police questioning.
How? Because he remained fully clothed during the ordeal (well... you know). Daniella had quite clearly dropped her trousers during the meatfeast.
Image: Domino's I guess/Brazzers?
She told the Sun: "They said they had to investigate a public indecency offence because my arse was on show in the video.
"Never mind the fact me and Craig had sex up against the counter or that I gave him a blowjob moments before.
"Craig is apparently in the clear because his clothes stayed on. You couldn't make it up.
"He was the one who pulled my trousers and knickers down to have sex as we waited for our 12in."
They previously told the Sun around the time of the CCTV leak how much they love unconventional sex.
Danilella said: "I'm very open-minded about sex and public places - I love the thrill you may get caught.
"But obviously I never thought we'd get caught like this and end up all over the Internet."
Craig added: "After ordering the pizza we talked about all the places we'd had sex with each other.
"Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel, swimming pool and a field. We wanted to see if we could top it.
"We got a bit frisky and one thing led to another. Domino's is definitely now our number one - going to be hard to top it."
How about prison?