A Backpacker Received A Rather Angry Letter After Someone Heard Him Having Sex
I've never been travelling. I've met a lot of people who have, though. Not all of them, but a few of them, return with a smug attitude, terrible headwear and insufferable tales of full moon parties.
It's because of those people that we know exactly what goes on when travelling from hostel to hostel, because they never shut up about it. There's a lot of spiritual talk and usually a few will end up sleeping together. This lad found himself in exactly that situation.
But when he woke up, he was greeted by a strongly worded letter from a friend of the girl he'd hooked up with.
If you can't read the scrawl, here's the letter in full:
Hey, Mr Heavy-Snorer,
Congratulations on having a successful SEX with her. It sounded like you guys had a great time, right?
But, hey dick, you should know that there are always some more things that a girl expects from you rather than just one round of sex. I dont think many girls would like a guy who falls asleep right away after their first sex, do you?
Also, from next time. I recommend you to go back to your room and sleep after having sex.
It must have been so embarrassing for her to see people waking up one by one because of the sound from her bed.
Anyway, good luck with your guys relationship!
Even though Im not sure if she would like to maintain it."
Whatever this couple got up to on their travels, I doubt they were as adventurous as these guys: