There's Now A Fake Taxi Official Store And Christmas Is SORTED

Stuck for Christmas presents? Can't think of what to get your Secret Santa at work? Well look no further, all your festive dilemmas have been solved.

The world's best known taxi service, headed up by the infamous yet mysterious 'John', now has a merchandise store.

Unfortunately, you can't purchase the actual taxi, but you can kit either yourself or someone else out in Fake Taxi gear. On offer are branded snapbacks, beanie hats, T-shirts, polo shirts and hoodies.

Credit: Fake Taxi

There's also stickers on offer for your own car, to show your allegiance to what's become one hell of an online community. If you don't want to show off the fact that you're a die hard Fake Taxi fan, you can buy a sticker anyway and stick it on your mate's car (hopefully) without him noticing, thus making him look like a seedy bastard in an Asda car park.

I will admit that you run the risk of turning a few heads if you wear this rig out in public, but if you're an attention seeker then that's good, isn't it? It'd also be a great conversation starter at parties.

Featured image credit: FakeTaxi

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.