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Pornstars Reveal The Funniest Porn Movie Titles They've Worked On

Pornstars Reveal The Funniest Porn Movie Titles They've Worked On

We could sit for ages and discuss the most interesting and peculiar jobs out there and it'd probably never get boring. However, I'd like to skip that whole discussion and arrive abruptly to the conclusion that whoever titles porn films and videos has the most intriguing day-to-day out there.

Somewhere, I imagine that a few men sit around a shiny, white table. Donning pencil moustaches, which are accompanied by olive green tans, slicked back greasy hair and cigars, they sit discussing the title for their latest production. One says: 'Well we need a name, one that captures the theme, but also stands out'. Another replies: 'Well, surely it's gotta be 'Phat Ass White Girls: P.A.W.G.'. 'Genius', another replies.

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It also means that after each day at work, they can return home and every time they're asked if they've had a 'hard day', they can smirk and say 'like you wouldn't believe'.

I guess most of the fun is in naming it, because if they were given rather boring titles then no-one would be enticed into watching them.

And what about those that star in the movie? It must be odd for them, when they're stopped in the street and asked: 'Hey, hey! You're that one in Busty Office Milfs 4, The Cougar Chronicles and Everything That Rises Must Converge, aren't you?!'.

A group of pornstars told Wood Rocket the funniest titles they've worked on and indeed watched, and it does raise a few laughs, as well as eyebrows, and something else.

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Credit: Wood Rocket

The Rapper Destroyed My Crapper is a popular one that a few of the stars name drop, which is certainly outside the box, or inside it, depending on your preferences.

An immediate attention grabber is Porks and Recreation, a name that Aiden Starr says always springs to mind, simply because she was the main star of it. One watch of the trailer and you can assume that everyone involved was really desperate for money.

Back in high school a friend of mine had a DVD called True Anal Stories #21, which tells me that there are at least 20 other prequels to that film, meaning that the adult industry is never short of any derriere tales.

Featured image credit: Wood Rocket

Topics: porn, porn stars

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.

 

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