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She's got her man exactly where she wants him, well not quite.
A video has gone viral of a lad being dragged - literally dragged - off the stage from a lap dance by his significant other.
The video was first posted to Facebook, where it has been viewed more than two million times.
It starts with the lad 'stumbling' onto the stage in a strip club in the Philippines, reports the Daily Mail. Taking notice of the lost - clearly lost - man, the dancer directs him to the chair.
Still, in his defence, he is just resting his legs, no? Oh... A lap dance.
Barely before it begins, it's all over (that's what she said). The girlfriend pushes over the dancer, who is halfway through taking her top off, and yanks at his arm several times. She even stands up to the security guards and drags the lad off the stage with his tail between his legs.
Meanwhile, the dancer, who appears to be unharmed from the event, is left humiliated and leaves stage right.
Is anyone else wondering what she was doing in the strip club?