When I was younger, the idea of a woman farting was too much for my little mind to comprehend. I wasn't exposed to one live until I was about 15 and prior to that I'd decided girls simply didn't fart or poo.
In fact, a friend of mine told me about a yearly pilgrimage only women were invited to to the middle of the woods. There was a great ditch which women would go up to one by one and lay their annual bricks. Angels were singing, forest critters watched in wonderment and women the world over could fart and poo to their hearts content without the childish judgement of men to sneer.
But that's neither here not there any more. I've heard a woman fart now and the magic is well and truly lost. Which is why I don't feel guilty sharing this video with you.
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This girl let rip with a fart so mega, it was like listening to Chewbacca gargling water except Chewbacca wasn't gargling water at all. Judging by her little brother's reaction Chewie was gargling human shit...
That poor lad is going to need counseling.
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