Girl's Story About Having A Horrific S**t In A Public Loo Is Hilarious

Whether you like to admit it or not, we've all had a slight bowel issue while in public at some point or another.

Some people are completely against using public toilets, given the fact that they're usually covered in piss and smell like the inside of a skunk's arsehole - but then there's those dire situations when you literally have no other choice.

When that type of scenario occurs it's pretty horrific - a free for all - and anyone in your way is going to have to move or they'll be covered in shit.

Nicole McCourt found herself in one of these situations after she'd accidentally bought a detox drink from Holland & Barrett's. Luckily for us, she Facebook messaged the whole ordeal to her friends.

Credit: Nicole McCourt

You'd think that at this point God would have had his last laugh with poor Nicole, but that wasn't to be.

As if her day literally couldn't get any worse, when she opened the door to let in a mother and her kid, the poor little kid started to cry, such was the potency of Nicole's mess in the loo.

Credit: Nicole McCourt

I don't think any of us can blame her for hitting toes, it's not likely that anyone would stick around if those events unfolded. What would you even say? "Sorry for the smell in there, it's just that I had a drink and my colon is doing a conga so I've shat my hopes, dreams, dinner and tea into the bog."

Luckily Nicole saw the funny side and posted it on Facebook, racking up over 7,000 likes.

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Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.