Guy Records Everything He Says In His Sleep For A Year

When we finally get to sleep it's the one time of the day when we can forget about everything and completely shut off for a bit.

However, despite being unconscious and assuming that you're as close to being dead as possible, our bodies seem to still do odd things.

As if we didn't chat enough shit throughout the day, every now and again we'll partake in some sleep talking, spouting extra nonsensical bollocks.

This guy decided that he'd record everything he said during his slumber over the course of one year, and the results were pretty ridiculous.

Credit: Adam Rosenberg

At one point he said: "Oh my God you guys, Oh boulder there! Get some more fucking towels, this is good fucking shit," before going on to say "once a brown hanna banny hanna pranny spoony spooner. Road a penny two away. Poppa ganny rules!"

There's literally no way of working out what's going on in his brain.

I reckon this'll tempt a lot of people to record what they say in their sleep, so if you do, and it's as baffling as this, let us know at [email protected]

Featured image credit: Adam Rosenberg

Topics: Sleep

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.