If you've got a sibling then you know that, back in the day, when they pissed you off, the urge to swear at them was almost uncontrollable.
Despite wanting to curse them for nabbing your toys, forcing you to watch Hannah Montana, or just being a general swine, a lot of the time you couldn't because your mum and dad were keeping a keen eye on both of you. You had to settle for 'Oi, you dipstick!', or 'What the heck?! Don't be mean!' and it really doesn't pack the same punch as 'Fuck you, you shithouse dickhead'.
There are certain ways around having to censor your words while you're parents are about. Insult her in Morse Code, for example. No one will understand it, not even your sibling, but at least you know what's going on. If you're a more up to date chap or chappess, though, you could text them. They might snitch, however.
This little guy found a loophole to the whole potty mouth saga when arguing with his brother in front of their dad. Personally I think he's going to go far, because, in the face of adversity, he paused and politely asked his dad if he could swear.
After his bro, Jack, wouldn't give him back something he'd found and was having fun with, he became very angry.
Eventually, Jack, who was performing high levels of douchery on his sibling, throws whatever he's found and walks out of the room.
Their dad, lying there filming the saga, is asked by his son: "Can I just swear one time?", to which he happily grants him permission. A resounding "Fuck you, Jack," follows.
Remember kids, if you want to swear, always ask first.
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