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Answering kids' questions about sex is a responsibility many parents dread. I don't even have any kids and the thought is already giving me anxiety.
When do you even bring that shit up? Do you wait until they're a bit older and they start asking questions or do you just get it over with while they're young?
Before you go making any decisions, spare a thought for this guy. He was so clueless about the birds and the bees that he managed to convince his 12-year-old-self that he'd got his girlfriend pregnant - despite the fact all they'd ever done was hold hands.
Make sure you read to the end, it really is comedy gold...
Lucky escape there, lad.
Words by Sian Broderick
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