At some point we'll all have the awkward experience of overhearing someone having sex. Whether it's in the flat next door, in your university halls or just your mum and dad going at it, we'll have to sit through it.
You may choose to ignore the pair of rampant rabbits who insist on being loud during intercourse, or you may choose to step in and intervene - putting an end to the noisy fornicating.
You could go down the route of knocking on their door and giving it to them straight. Or you could do what this lad did: Drop them the perfect letter to let them know that, even though they're enjoying themselves, you have to consider others.
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The letter reads:
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Hello neighbours!
It's cool and all that you're getting laid and stuff, but the bed squeaking is getting really annoying. I'm not asking you to stop. I ain't no douche, I'm just asking you to find a way to make the bed a little quieter. Tighten up the screws or tie that bitch down. Have sex on the floor or on the couch.
I'm trying to be cool about it but one of the people that live here is ready to make a noise complaint or something because it happens so late at night. But I can assure you that will not happen.
To show you that we are cool with you getting laid, we have included some condoms for you to use. Not sure if you have ever used them before or if you prefer a different brand, but these looked like a good choice.
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Anyways enjoy the sex.
P.S. We take no responsibility for broken condoms. This is true for all condoms so try to be safe dude. Don't want a kid walking around any time soon XD
Apart from the 'XD' face, which was outdated back in 2007, the letter is pretty much spot on.
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