Sister Tweets Little Lad's Morbidly Hilarious Story About A ‘Bad Mayor’ - Deserves An Award
When I was in school, writing a story meant telling my teacher all about my dog, the food he liked, how I was way too lazy to walk him and the funny things he liked to do.
It's just predictable, isn't it? A story about your pet.
One little boy had other ideas...
And it might just be the meanest, yet most honest, piece of writing we've ever read.
But, we must warn you, if you're not into short stories on a 'Bad Mayor' who hates Christmas, Valentine's day, Catholics, kids, animals and basically the whole fucking world - this probably isn't for you.
His big sister, Twitter user @libby_kaiser, posted it online to give all of her followers an inspiring read.
It's safe to say they loved it just as much as we did.
I'm so proud of my 9 year old brother's piece of art. His short story he wrote inspires me. Wow. :flushed::joy: pic.twitter.com/YMhiTz3wQQ
- gibby kaiser (@libby_kaiser) May 24, 2016
The most brilliant thing about this though? The teacher's comment: 'A positive story would be a better choice' - Shut up, don't stifle the kid's creativity!
Words by Hattie Jones