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Man Sends List Of Hilarious Hotel Requests, Hotel Plays Ball

Man Sends List Of Hilarious Hotel Requests, Hotel Plays Ball

A veteran piss-taker.

Josh Teal

Josh Teal

Featured image credit: Imgur

I've personally not had that many experiences with hotel booking. But this guy. This guy has.

So much so that he's built a bit of a reputation for himself by requesting stupid sundries every time he stays in a hotel.

In an online booking, the hotel will usually ask if you have any particular requests for the room. That is, if you suffer from any allergies or disabilities, or you're celebrating an anniversary.

This Imgur-using 28-year-old chancer decided to have a bit of fun with the boxed option.

It started with a romantic getaway with his girlfriend when he told customer service he would appreciate 'three single M&Ms' to be placed on the counter, and a framed picture of bacon on the bed.


"I was quite confused when I walked in and saw three single M&Ms." he later wrote on Imgur.

"My girlfriend started laughing at the picture on the bed. At that point it clicked and I started laughing hysterically at the beautifully framed picture of bacon."

On his next hotel venture, he asked: "If it's not too much trouble could you build a fort out of pillows?

The staff obliged, even leaving a "You're welcome :D" note.

Feeling cocky, the man then requested something a bit more complex: "Please build a pillow fort on our bed with 5 additional pillows.

"We would also appreciate a towel folded into the shape of an elephant.

"If possible, we would enjoy a sexy picture of some fruit on the night table."

Perhaps his most simple yet effective choices was the "photo of an adorable kitten on my bed and a towel folded like a swan staring deeply into its eyes."

All image credit: Imgur

Words by Josh Teal

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