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Nigel Farage Has Grown A Moustache And No One Has A Clue What Is Going On

Mark McGowan

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Nigel Farage Has Grown A Moustache And No One Has A Clue What Is Going On

Featured image credit: RT

The world of politics is not really a fashion show. It's not what it's about.

That doesn't give any politician the right, however, to do their work while under the influence of a very offensive moustache.

Nigel Farage has taken that plunge, and grown some hair above his upper lip.

The leader of the UK Independence Party has grown the flavour saver for unknown reasons, but it's 100% shocking, and scaring people.

I fear that if he let's it grow anymore, he's going to end looking like he's starring in Borat: The Later Years.

Other than that, if you listen closely, you can actually hear Freddie Mercury turning in his grave. He set the standards for moustaches.

Hopefully this doesn't start a trend. I can't be arsed with more goatees, sideburns, soul patches and pencil thin douche bag beards.

Words by Mark McGowan

Topics: Viral, Funny, Politics

Mark McGowan
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