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This Lad Waited Seven Years To Deliver The Perfect Joke On Twitter

This Lad Waited Seven Years To Deliver The Perfect Joke On Twitter

My man.

Mark McGowan

Mark McGowan

Twitter is a place of many things.

Filtered pictures of roast dinners, 6 second videos of cats doing funny things, and shite to mediocre banter.

If you're tired of the substandard jokes that are flying around the Twittersphere, then let me point you in the direction of my man Marcus.

Marcus joined Twitter in April 2009 and his debut tweet was something we've all done in the past - a simple statement that he's heading off to sleep.

Marcus isn't your average tweeter though. Marcus lives by perseverance and dedication to the banter.

So much so, my man waited 7 years for his second tweet and to complete what was an excellent joke.

I like Marcus.

After his 7 year slumber, it didn't take him long to get tired of everyone's shit. So he went back to doing what he does best...

See you in 2023, Marcus.

Words by Mark McGowan

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Topics: joke, Twitter