Tree Surgeon Lad Spends Three Years Building Penis Tree

A tree surgeon lad has just dropped something arguably bigger than TLOP.

Yes, this 18-foot penis tree has been in the works for a whopping three years.

Credit: IMGUR

Chris Bishop, the architect, is essentially trolling passersby into "whether it's just their dirty minds" or a straight-up PG hedge.

"No-one's commented when I've been out in the garden, people have just looked at it and walked past."

One neighbour however, who has remained anonymous, told the Mirror "Remarks are always made by people coming past,

"People in the street are pretty upset about it, but our neighbours who told the council said nothing had been done. It's a massive eye-sore."

Bishop, who lives a single life, is not adamant about it's destiny. In fact, he'd have no hesitation in cutting it to shreds: "If it caused any offence I would chop the head off. I don't want to offend anyone, I just want to make them smile."

What a guy. What an artist. Nothing good lasts forever and he knows it.

Josh Teal

Josh Teal is a journalist at LADbible. He has contributed to the 'Knowing Me, Knowing EU' and 'UOKM8?' campaigns interviewing everyone from student drug dealers to climate change activists.

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