| Last updated
What's the worst date you've ever been on? I bet you're thinking about it right now. Bad, wasn't it? Remember when that thing happened? Yeah. Really, really bad.
Either that, or you've never been on a date and you've just come here to laugh at other people's misery. Dude, I get that. Respect.
LukeInTheSkyWith decided to ask Reddit: 'What sentence kills a date?'.
In the question, it didn't say it had to be real or hypothetical, and I think that's what made it so perfect. The answers were a mix. Some, you don't actually know if they happened or not. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Personally, I'm going to pretend that they all happened.
NickTab: "I'm a member of the church of scientology."
immortalpotatoes: "You didn't tell anyone you came here, right?"
Cat_Boy: "Let's make this quick because I have another date in an hour."
SnowBird312: "My only life aspiration is to get a girlfriend" and following that "You should move to California with me."
the_ragamuffin: "I'm already wearing a condom, just in case."
paralyzedbyindecisio: "I just had a friend where a guy told her that he only wanted to go on the second date if she was going to have sex with him. She declined."
SleepNowMyThrowaway: "My mom wants to come with us..."
g0chu: "Well, my last boyfriend/girlfriend..."
quantum_gambade: "I love that you don't try too hard to be pretty."
Jilltro: "Don't worry it's not contagious" and yes, someone said that to me on a date.
Neuroticmuffin: "My last tinder date said this while we were eating dinner, 'By the way if we're gonna end up having sex, wear a condom, last time i ended up having a daughter"' - I noped the fuck out of that."
Have you had a terrible date that you don't mind telling us about? Send them in to [email protected]
Words by Mel Ramsay
Featured image credit: BBC
Chosen for YouChosen for You
Most Read StoriesMost Read