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We've all been there. You and your partner have both got your pig masks on and you've opened a fresh pack of two laser pointers. It's hot stuff. You feel excited. What's going to happen next?!
Well if you happen to live in the tiny town of Insjön, Sweden, you may well have bullied some Pokémon Go players and then had public sex.
According to Swedish newspaper, Dalarnas Tidningar, two teenagers were out and about playing the game (as you do) when they came across a couple wearing pig masks who began waving lasers in their faces. A laser beam hit one of them in the face so (wisely) they went back home.
But the pig mask-wearing fiends were not done.
They then had sex in front of the town's prized 'water wheel' in full view of passing cars. Their sex was so unusual (probably down to the fact they still had their pig masks on) that they slowed traffic as people attempted to get an eyeful. It even caused some cars to hit each other as one driver explained: "People drove very slowly past, and there were those who stopped by the roadside and watched. I was on my way home from the gym and kept on driving right into the cars in front of me."
Officer Daniel Hagthorpe didn't seem that bothered about the small-scale vehicle collisions, telling the paper: "Pointing with green laser against people can cause serious damage if it hits your eyes. If the couple has had sex in the water wheel, it can fall under the heading of sexual molestation - if people become annoyed by it."
So, basically, if anyone who saw the sex was offended, the couple could get done for sexual assault.
Worth it? Maybe.
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