Criminal's Way Of Stealing Beer Is So Genius We Can't Even Get Mad About It

Featured image credit: AL.com

When you're blessed with genius, you can either choose the path of righteousness or the path of evil. Most of us would say that we'd choose to be good. But who are you kidding?

This man is a genius. But he decided to use his powers for bad.

Darrius Williams, 22, is currently being hunted by police in Alabama after he posed as a delivery driver and literally walked out of several stores with cases of beer and soda.

Swear down, look at this video...

Credit: AL.com

Casual.

According to Central Alabama Crime Stoppers he is currently wanted on four counts of theft of property.

While wearing a delivery man 'uniform' (literally just a blue t-shirt and a matching cap) he goes into stores with a trolley, fills them up and walks out again.

I can't even talk shit about this guy because it's so simple, it's genius.

The thing is though, stealing is bad. And you shouldn't do it. He's going to get in a shitload of trouble for this - you should've used your powers for good, Darrius. Crime never pays.

For those of our readers who are American, if you have any information on his scam or his whereabouts then you can call Crime Stoppers at 215-STOP. A cash reward might be available.

Words by Mel Ramsay

Topics: crime, criminal, Beer

Mel Ramsay

Mel Ramsay has been a Senior Journalist for Tyla and LADbible since 2015. She started her career writing obituaries and funeral guides online. Since then, her work has been published in a wide variety of national and local news sites. She is part of the BBC's Generation project and has spoken about young people, politics and mental health on television, radio and online. Contact her - [email protected]

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