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There comes a point in every relationship where you have to decide when to fart in front of your partner. Hey, that's life.
However, this relationship milestone has never actually occurred for Stewart Reed and Marissa Goodsell. Well, he's let one rip in front of her.
Yes, that's right ladies and gentleman. In their FIVE YEAR relationship, she's never dropped a bum note.
Well, now she's won an award for holding in the gasses and presumably causing herself quite a bit of gut discomfort. A radio station were running a competition in search of a local hero and were taking nominations from their audience.
Stewart told NT News: "I listened to people calling up on the first day and on the second day I thought of a few things to put Marissa up for.
"I filled out the application and sent it in and then 10 minutes after that, told Marissa what I had done and we both had a laugh. I think it was a year or two into the relationship when I realised I had never heard her fart."
She won with 44% of the vote.
But WHY. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS TO HERSELF. Well, she said: "I don't know why I don't do it, I don't even think it's a big deal.
"We are really open with everything else but I don't just don't fart in front of him, I don't know why, I just don't like doing it."
Words by Mel Ramsay
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