Cheers to the BroBible for chucking this out for us all to get the nostalgia going.
Let's all remember that as well as vaping and listening to music with headphones on during sex, DiCaprio also once got thrown out of Disney Land for pissing down a slide in the late 90s.
A Disney lifeguard, who goes by the name royrogersdoublerbarburger (seems legit), recounted the story when he was working as a Disney World lifeguard:
"A-List 'Jerk' Celebrity: Leonardo DiCaprio. He pissed down the waterslide. This requires a little backstory.
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"I'm dating myself here, but does anyone remember the 'Wanna Be A VJ' MTV contest from back in the day? The first one, where Dave Holmes LOST to Jesse Camp? (but ended up getting a gig anyway).
"Well, don't ask me how, but Leo and Jesse became buds, and they ended up coming to the pool on a bender. Reeked of alcohol, huge entourage, jumped in with their clothes on, went down the slide with their spiked belts (scratching it up) and then Leo whipped it out and pissed into the top of the slide, then went down the slide. They refused to listen to anyone and security finally came and escorted them off, cursing."
Jesse Camp?? Nah, me neither.
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You say jerk, I say a non-conformist to societal expectations. What do you reckon to that, ey... Brad?
To be fair, and this is a tangent cos I was on a really shit flight recently and this was pretty much the only fucking film I could watch, he could have taken a giant shit during filming on The Beach, ensured it was in the final cut, and it would have made a better movie.
The moment you realise you're working on a dog shit film.
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New York Magazine chronicled the crazy shit DiCaprio got up to, and this was, for us, the highlight. It's exactly the kind of shit Gatsby would have done.
Main image: Ken Watanabe knows where the banter's at. Credit PA