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Man Arrested For Scanning His Cock And Balls At Self Service Checkout

Man Arrested For Scanning His Cock And Balls At Self Service Checkout

"Please place the item in the bagging area."

Mark McGowan

Mark McGowan

Self service checkouts can be infuriating.

"Please place the item in the bagging area" - "IT'S IN THE FUCKING BAGGING AREA!!!," is the typical conversation I have with the machines.

No matter what you're experience is with self service checkouts, I'm guessing that for the majority of you have never been in the weird situation where you end up flopping your cock onto the scanner.

No? Good.

That's not the case for one man in Seattle, who was arrested for trying to get a price check on his genitals. At least two of the items were pre-bagged.

Christian Fisher allegedly made his way to the self service machines in the Quality Food Center market, before beckoning a female employee over to help him.

The worker was understandably shocked to see that the 31-year-old was trying to find the bar codes on his own banana and plums.

Another male worker's police report said: "The suspect's penis was resting on top of the scanner' and that the suspect was laughing and did not make any attempts to stow away his blatantly exposed genitalia."

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Police were called to the premises but Fisher left before they arrived - rather strangely, he returned several hours later.

Workers recognised him and demanded he left the market, and he was eventually escorted out by security.

Police arrested him nearby, and he now faces charges of indecent exposure and assault.

No word on how much his genitalia actually cost.

Words by Mark McGowan

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