Who said romance is dead?
Not me, and certainly not @5hMarie.
I'm not great with chat up lines, nor am I much of a casanova. But if I ever wanted to learn, I'd seek the wisdom of Marie, a modern day wordsmith.
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Recently Marie gave an example of her flirting exploits when she replied to a tweet Justin Bieber had posted about the media twisting things.
Totally unrelated to the topic, she said: "I want you to cum in me so I can drag my pussy across the floor and pretend I'm a snail," which I think we can all agree is peak 2016.
Justin is yet to reply, probably due to an overwhelming spate of blushing.
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However, many people were quick to jump on the back of Marie.
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I'd say this has got to have put her in good stead for the Twitter Olympics.
You know, or not.
Topics: Tweet, Justin Bieber, Twitter