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Sleep Butt Naked And Your Dick Will Thank You For It

Sleep Butt Naked And Your Dick Will Thank You For It

Shhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiitttttttt!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous

You've probably clicked on this to see if your cock is going to drop off imminently.

Good news is it probably won't...

BUT...

Listen up....

You should be sleeping naked, says science.

Even if you're a bit uncomfortable going to bed naked, do it for your sack. Basically, while we're sleeping in underwear, our nads are overheating and no one likes a sweaty ballbag. It's bad for our little swimmers as our sperm production is affected and we create bad quality specimens. Effectively, sleeping in your boxers will create an army of Danny Ghahams, rather than Dele Allis and no-one wants bargain basement spunk monkeys.

Don't know why Borat is here; just filling up space. Credit: 20th Century Fox

Other reasons to keep your balls cool is that it stops you from getting irritated or chafed skin and stops the risk of infection. No one likes a ball scratcher. No one.

Talking of balls, you can now get botox on your scrotum. It's so popular that it's been nicknamed "scrotox". I mean if women can get their eyebrows tattooed onto their foreheads, it was really only a matter of time until someone thought injecting a neurotoxin into their balls was a good idea.

So what does scrotox actually do? Well, it relieves you of £2800 for one thing. It's supposed to stop sweating, reduce wrinkles and make your balls look bigger (something to do with the muscles relaxing). Apparently it's very big with cyclists. And people with expensive cars.

I think I'll just stick to sleeping naked, thanks.

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